The Professor at a dig siteWho the Heck is Professor Fineous?

Magician Jack Palur plays “Professor Fineous Mildew-heimer,” the irreverent and comical Professor of Archeology and World Explorer.

Equipped with adventuring tools, the Professor has traveled all over the world to find magical treasures that have the most amazing experimental results.

Only the most magical items found from mysterious places are demonstrated. The Professor will have your kids involved in most of the tricks. He uses sidesplitting comedy appropriate for children of all ages. It is uproarious fun!

The Professor can perform his show for as little as 4 kids to as many as 1000! Any size audience will do! He has worked private home parties and large auditoriums alike! This is great family fun!

Mr. Palur has been entertaining for over 35 years! It is simply great fun for all!

Please book early, for the Professor schedules weeks in advance!


"I had the great pleasure of seeing Jack perform and interact with families touched by cancer during
our magic workshop at The Gathering Place.  His family-friendly routines left the kids full of excitement,
while his engaging presentation had the adults just as entertained.  Jack is a dedicated magician with
a lifetime of experience and a friendly, charismatic performance style."

Angela Funovits - Star of NBC TV's Phenomenon

The Professor says, "Pick a card!" About the Show!

The show runs about 45 minutes with no breaks. If there is a stage, lighting, sound, or seating requirements, make sure you mention it when booking.

This show is perfect for all ages, but children between 3 - 14 love it the most! It was designed for birthday parties, bar mitzvahs, communions, class room rewards, summer programs, holiday events, library events, or any occasion where you want some extra special magic and fun!

Packy Derm
The Professor brings along many of his animal friends that he has met along in his journeys. Near the end of the show, your kids will be really surprised when the Professor produces a 200 pound baby elephant puppet! This show stealer is named “Packy Derm,” and after some comical antics, Packy actually performs some magic too!


Miss Penny Wiggle
The performance has comedy, music, puppetry, audience participation, and of course, lots and lots of magic! There is lots of energy and fun for all. Kids really love the Professor and his friends! His assistant, Miss Penny Wiggle, (left picture), will help you get the kids settled to enjoy the show. The audience will be "spellbound" for the entire length of the show.

Let the Professor make YOU your child's hero by having him perform at their next party!


Call today! Contact information is listed below.


What Magic Can Do for Your Child's Party!Professor Fineous!

- Professional and courteous! 35 years of experience.

- Kids are involved with most of the wonderful magic illusions!

- Great, wholesome fun for all ages! Kids and adults will enjoy the show!

- Professional puppets used in every show! Some do magic tricks too!

- Timing can match whatever needs you may have! Just ask!

- The Professor will involve specific guests, like birthday honorees!

- No sound, stage or lighting requirements needed for home parties!

- Cool exotic props used, some of which are very educational and wildly funny!

- Astonishing and kid-friendly entertainment right under your child's nose!

- Adapts shows for organizations, like Boy Scouts, Libraries etc... The Professor will theme a show!

- Hilarious, clean comedy and interesting archeological stories! The Professor has been around the world!

- Recommended by local boy's and girl's clubs, schools, libraries, and summer camps all over the State of Ohio.

 


Referenced Shows:

Kid's Camps & Organizations
Willoughby Recreation Camp - Willoughby, Ohio
Big Brothers/Sisters of Lorain County - Lorain, Ohio
Cub Scouts - Sheffield Lake, Ohio
Cub Scouts - Avon Lake, Ohio
Boy Scouts - Huron, Ohio
Cub Scouts - Elyria, Ohio
Cub Scouts - Homerville, Ohio
Cub Scouts - Avon, Ohio
Cub Scouts - North Ridgeville, Ohio
Cub Scouts - Olmstead Falls, Ohio
Heart of Ohio - Scout's Encampment - Wellington, Ohio
Hawkins Summer Day Camp, Lyndhurst, Ohio
Park Synagog Summer Program, Pepper Pike, Ohio

Sweet Apple Farm's Summer Program - Marietta, Ohio
Western Reserve Recreation - Burton, Ohio
French Creek Nature Center - Sheffield Village, Ohio
Butler Institute of American Art - Youngstown, Ohio

Miscellaneous Venues
Pump It Up! Party Center - Avon, Ohio
Sachsenheim Hall - Cleveland, Ohio
Walton Hills Village Hall - Walton Hills, Ohio
Elyria Fire Department - Elyria, Ohio
St. John's Catholic Church - Lorain, Ohio
Pioneer Theater Summer Camp - Elyria, Ohio

Euclid Hospital - Euclid, Ohio
Homerville Community Center - Homerville, Ohio

Donatos Pizza - Amherst, Ohio
Applebee's - Avon Lake, Ohio
Beachwood Recreation Center - Beachwood, Ohio
North East Ohio Health Services - Beachwood, Ohio
Christ's Lutheran Church, Avon Lake, Ohio
Holy Trinity School - Avon, Ohio
Autumn Ages - Lorain, Ohio
Holiday Harbor Marina - Huron, Ohio
Splash Zone - Oberlin, Ohio
First Congregational Church - Elyria, Ohio
Elk's Club - Elyria, Ohio


Libraries
Lorain Public Library Main Branch - Lorain, Ohio
Avon Library - Avon, Ohio
Domonka's Library - Sheffield Lake, Ohio
Cuyahoga Falls Library
- Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio
Barlow Library - Barlow, Ohio
Elyria Public Library - Elyria, Ohio


Entertainment Agencies
Jovialities Entertainment Services - Elyria, Ohio
Funtastic Entertainment - Painesville, Ohio
Yellow Barrel of Magic - North Ridgeville, Ohio
Party Pop.com - Nationwide
Decidio Entertainment - Nationwide
Every Magician.com - Nationwide
HMP Special Events - Cleveland, Ohio
Party For A Living - Cleveland, Ohio
Gig Salad - Nationwide

Schools & Daycare
Kiddie Kollege - Avon, Ohio
Kiddie Kollege - North Olmstead, Ohio
Kindercare - Cleveland, Ohio
Tennyson Elementary - Sheffield Lake, Ohio
Forestlawn Elementary - Sheffield Lake, Ohio
Case Western University - Cleveland, Ohio
The Modern Child Day Care Center - Mentor, Ohio

Saint Anthony's Pre-School - Lorain, Ohio
Berkshire Highschool - Burton, Ohio
Liberty Elementary - North Ridgeville, Ohio
Olmstead Falls Middle School - Olmstead Falls, Ohio
Redwood Elementary - Avon Lake, Ohio
Highland Software Daycare Center - Westlake, Ohio
Spectrum Consulting Autism Center - Lorain, Ohio
Park Palce Early Learning Center - Elyria, Ohio
Firelands Elementary - Firelands, Ohio
Louis Stokes Head Start - Cleveland, Ohio
Douglas MacArthur Elementary - Fairview Park, Ohio

Hundreds of private parties - References upon request.

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Professor Fineous Mildew-heimer Magician

802 Sheffield Road
Sheffield Lake, Ohio 44054

Office: (440) 949-1047
Fax: (440) 949-1047

E-mail: Fineous@JPPOhio.net

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